The Friendly Neighbour

"Oh Bobby, such a well behaved boy",
Fawns this neighbour, God knows why?
"Aunty", says Bobby, tongue in cheek,
"When you cant, why do you try?"

Aghast, at this chit of a kid,
Gathers the smile that'd quickly slid,
"So funny my boy, so funny there!"
The painted frown is aptly hid!

Hardened then, she then tries again,
"Mrs. Gupta's boy is such a pain",
"He's my best friend", our hero adds,
"So all your efforts are in vain".

Yet again, vanquished, she returns,
Another plan her mind then churns,
To get the love of this oversmart kid,
Who, after all, in millions earns.